Woah~ Recently, I’ve been bombard with lots of information regarding the army. As a result, I’m in a daze now. Somehow, whoever I spoke with will always talk about the Army. Be it the army oldies, the rookies or even the non army, all of them got lots of info to share.
The Dos and Don’ts. (Whatever it is, don't get caught)
The ghostly encounters. (The 'ninja' boy)
The f****** up sarge. (Sorry for f***?)
The horrid physical training. (100 pushups in the morning + 1 hr in push-up position)
The loneliness. (No gf... Those got gf also scare gf ran off.)
The politics in the platoon. (Backstabbing)
The ‘fun’ adventures. (X!X!X!)
HOO!
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Sidetrack-
Dad: Do you know that the pick-up can only drive up to 70KM/H?
Me: Ya, I know.
Dad: The road limit is also only 70 KM/H.
I was driving at around 80KM/H and there were countless cars zooming by. The road ahead is also clear.
Me: Ya.
Dad: Later you get caught then you know.
Me: Orh. (Reduces speed to a snail’s pace of 60+KM/H)
Later on the expressway.
Dad: Stay in the left lane behind that van.
Me: Orh.
Dad: You cannot overtake the van because it’s traveling at 70KM/H. If you overtake it and the traffic police saw that, you’re going to get a summon straightaway.
Me: Orh.
Dad: (Continue grumbling and repeating the ‘law’ of not overtaking a 70KM/H vehicle)
Me: Dad, then why are you always overtaking vehicles when the limit is only 70KM/H? Later you get summon how?
Dad: CHOY!!
Me and my mum: (LoL!)
Conclusion: My dad is loud. I still feel thrilled to be driving four wheels. I reckon it’s because I’m unpro hence the excitement is still there. = )
Countdown: 2 days 3 nights.
posted by Desprorado @ 13:36
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